oh boy...
How do you get two fiddle players to play unison?
...shoot one...
What's the difference between a singer/songwriter and a large pizza?
... a large pizza can actually FEED a family of four...
Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his car?
...it took him 4 hours to get the banjo player and his wife out of the car...
How many recording session guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
...10 - one to change the bulb and 9 to say "I could do that..."
How many Grateful Dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?
...only one, but it takes 9,999 to follow the burned-out bulb around the country!
(I met a soundman who told this joke to Jerry Garcia... he said that Garcia almost pee'd his pants laughing!)
play on.................................................>
John
